Kick-Ass
Six Word Synopsis May 3rd, 2010
That was not appropriate for children.
(As spoken by Caitlin 10 minutes after leaving the theater)
The Time Traveler’s Wife
Six Word Synopsis March 9th, 2010
Knowing
Six Word Synopsis March 25th, 2009
Cage breaks code. World ends anyway.
See Knowing in a theater near you (only seriously, don’t bother)
Tags: apocalypse
Smart People
Six Word Synopsis February 25th, 2009
Smart people shouldn’t watch this movie
Equilibrium
Six Word Synopsis February 24th, 2009
Christian Bale goes off his meds
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Six Word Synopsis January 30th, 2009
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Six Word Synopsis January 9th, 2009
The Day Ticket Sales Stood Still
See The Day the Earth Stood Still in your hood. But not really though.
Rambo (2008)
Six Word Synopsis September 7th, 2008
Trading Places
Six Word Synopsis August 25th, 2008
Investors blow millions researching nature/nurture
Strange Wilderness
Six Word Synopsis August 19th, 2008
Sandler discovers filmmakers worse than him
