What time is it?
Currently it’s 12:31 PM. But that is subject to change.
How do I get to…?
Google Maps is a good place to start.
Where did you get that…?
Most items are available on eBay.
How many ______ does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ideally, only one.
When are you due?
Who you callin’ pregnant?
Where is my money?
The check’s in the mail.
Would you like fries with that?
Uh, last time I checked, I was living in America. So, yes.
Two trains leave Chicago at 2pm, etc., etc…
The Care Bears, nuns and most NGOs.
Is the Pope Catholic?
Do bears shit in the woods?
The ones that live there do, yes.
What words rhyme with orange?
Where’s the beef?
Reportedly, it’s at Wendy’s.
What’s the capital of…?
Hmm, better check the Wikipedia.
What’s the plural of…?
The dictionary is your best bet on that one.
Why, God, why?
Please direct inquiries directly to the big man.
How could it be?
It just is.
What’s the meaning of life?
How many roads must a man walk down?
How much ‘ya bench?
42. I’ll start with pounds and work my up to kilos.
Can I get a little help?
What’s for dinner?
Beef? Perhaps we could go to Wendy’s!
When will it end?
These things tend to go on and on.
He who smelt it.
Will you accept the charges?
Person to person?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
Over what period of time?
That’s not a question, that’s a command. Jackass.
Where did you hear that?
I read it on the Internet.
What song is this?
I don’t hear anything.
What fragrance are you wearing?
Got a minute?
Sure, what’s up?
Oh boy, this conversation is going nowhere fast.
Where you at?
Planet Earth, you?