See The Day the Earth Stood Still in your hood. But not really though.

If the normal number of inside jokes in an Onion article were represented by a Twinkie, then this article would have a Twinkie 35 feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.

But don’t take my word for it, read the article: EPA Shuts Down Local Ghost-Entrapment Business

For Extra Credit: Explain an inside joke in the comments!

Tags: Ghost Busters

Rambo (2008) is available on Blu-ray

Tags: Rambo

Trading Places is available on HD-DVD

Maybe I’ll start a series of these. It seems that a lot of folks want to provide us with cryptic DVD menus in an attempt to theme the experience.

Here’s the main menu on the classic film Tron.

When you’re done laughing, read on.

Okay, so, “Run Program”, as you may have guessed, is the play button. And of course, “Sector Access” is obviously scene selection (almost makes you wish they’d done a parenthetical). But “Alternate Programs?” What on earth could that be?

My guesses were deleted scenes and alternate endings. I was wrong. Here’s what you get on the click:

So, bullshit previews for other Disney properties. As if an interest in Tron would indicate an interest in Return to Neverland.

Got a suggestion for a bullshit DVD menu? Send it in.

Tags: DVD menu

Strange Wilderness is available to own on DVD. If you dare.

Check out the IMDB page for X-Files

Tags: aliens

Deep Blue Sea on DVD

The Strangers on the IMDB

Buy the Special Edition DVD

Tags: Indiana Jones