Strange Wilderness

Six Word Synopsis August 19th, 2008

Sandler discovers filmmakers worse than him

Strange Wilderness is available to own on DVD. If you dare.

The X Files: I Want to Believe

Six Word Synopsis August 11th, 2008

Cast returns, but Frankenstein replaces Aliens

Check out the IMDB page for X-Files

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Deep Blue Sea

Six Word Synopsis July 16th, 2008

“Check out the big brain on…”
(synopsis over, character eaten)

Deep Blue Sea on DVD

The Strangers

Six Word Synopsis June 23rd, 2008

Bitch get out the room! Ooooh!

The Strangers on the IMDB

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Six Word Synopsis May 31st, 2008

Why’s Indiana invincible? James Bond blood.

Buy the Special Edition DVD

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The Namesake

Six Word Synopsis May 16th, 2008

America: Disobedient kids, gas 24 hours

The Namesake on DVD

Iron Man

Six Word Synopsis May 13th, 2008

Obscure superhero saves Downey’s
acting career

Buy it on Blu-Ray or regular ‘ole DVD.

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Night at the Museum: One Stupid DVD Menu

Reviews May 13th, 2008

Night at the Museum is a fun movie. Great for kids and adults alike, it’s a joyous romp around one of New York’s most beloved landmarks. We liked this movie a lot, and so did the viewing public. This movie made a buttload of money. This raises a question:

What’s up with the stupid DVD menu?

They made an attempt to make the DVD menu seem like you were visiting the museum. We uh… well, let’s just look at it.

Night at the Museum

The problem here is that the titles they gave the buttons were a little too out there to make sense on their own. It would take a lot of imagination to know that “Choose an exhibit” meant “Scene selection,” so they had to actually put it below in parenthesis.

It gets a little weirder, for some reason, “Choose a language” needed an explanation. Why? We don’t know. And then the worst one is “Learn more.” Seriously? Why not “Special exhibits” or something? Dream big with your DVD menu metaphors!

Experience it for yourself…

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Collision Course

Six Word Synopsis April 27th, 2008

The movie that inspired Rush Hour

Read about Collision Course on the IMDB

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Forrest Gump

Six Word Synopsis April 16th, 2008

Retard has child with dying slut

Forrest Gump with Tom Hanks

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