Maybe I’ll start a series of these. It seems that a lot of folks want to provide us with cryptic DVD menus in an attempt to theme the experience.

Here’s the main menu on the classic film Tron.

When you’re done laughing, read on.

Okay, so, “Run Program”, as you may have guessed, is the play button. And of course, “Sector Access” is obviously scene selection (almost makes you wish they’d done a parenthetical). But “Alternate Programs?” What on earth could that be?

My guesses were deleted scenes and alternate endings. I was wrong. Here’s what you get on the click:

So, bullshit previews for other Disney properties. As if an interest in Tron would indicate an interest in Return to Neverland.

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